~HERE I AM FINALLY~
Do I Ever Have A Story To Tell You
It began many years ago.
I was not aware of it in the beginning,
but I can tell you that as soon as I did get aware of it
I then became boss.
It seems that I did everything I could to be boss.
I remember that my mother reminded me many times
that I was the
~Oldest and the Boldest~
She may have told me also that that I was the
~First and the Worst~
I aimed to prove her wrong!
But now let me show you how this all started.
My parents never told me
that it was my fault that I was born.
Had they done that
I can tell you here and now that
I have plenty of evidence to show that
it was not my fault.
This is how it began.
First there was this Announcement thing
that My Mom had sent to my Gramma
my dad's mom
and I have the envelope to prove it.
Now I think that alone was enough proof, but she went further than that she sent her this too!
and then as though that was proof enough
this is what it said that made me think that it really happened.
Now what do you think of that,
then she even went one step further
to prove she had been serious about my arrival.
She went so far as to have even sent
a hand-written note to my Gramma
and this is what she said.
This is how it all began
and I thought from all that it said there
that this entitled me to be really
and so I thought
what to heck
since there was no one else first then that made me
From that day on when she brought me home from the hospital
you can be sure that I never once let her forget who was ~BOSS~
I really think
got that message too!
I will now show you how my life began to unraveled from that day unward.